Don't discount the fact that female teachers (by far that majority in elementary schools) are not equipped to deal with the energy and physicality of young male students. Being a boy had been defined as a pathological condition.

Unfortunately caffeine is not a cure.

...so I don't trust it. Anyone have a link to one written by a man?

This is a great opportunity for Apple to send a bunch of moles to the MS stores and sink their retail venture. "Sir, I think that your need would be better served by an Apple..."

My friends at Pirate Bay tell me there's good money in that racket...

"...something compatible, better, and free. Look at keynote, for example." Well, Keynote isn't better than PowerPoint and it's not free, but it is compatible. One out of three ain't bad...