Context:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/adapteva/parallella-a-supercomputer-for-everyone

There goes my ability to resist PC games as a grown man.

20,000,000 beard seconds and a divorce later...

It's due to a dripping wet sack of corporate ignorance. Nothing else.

Someone will get yelled at and nothing will come of this, unfortunately. Greasy corporate goons will continue to tailgate people on the highways in their wasteful SUVs. Poor hackers will take the subway.