Here are some tidbits about me:

• Name: Joe Higashi
• Location: Recently moved to Flagstaff, Arizona
• Hobbies: Titties and Beer
• Occupation: Computer Programmer.
• Birth date: 07/04/1976 ( Wow, quite a coincidence eh? )
• Ancestry: Half Hispanic, half Japanese,half Armenian, half Mutt.
• Citizenship: Born in the USA
• Favorite movie: Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend.

Like you give a rats ass.

I am one lucky bastard! I found a 1964 silver Roosevelt dime today ( I think FDR's the guy on dimes that looks kinda like the pope ) I got it in change for a soda. Suckers! I used to look for silver dimes often when I worked as a cashier back in 1992, and never found one all summer. I have only ever found one other one when I was like 8 years old dispite looking every so often at any dimes I might happen to have. That makes this is a monumentally rare, fortunate and auspicious event! Even

• Optional: Crush Cape Cod Dark Russet potato chips into bottom of casserole pan.
• Pour cooked and drained pasta into casserole pan. Any pasta that has ridges to hold cheese is fine ( rigatoni, ziti w/lines, spirals, etc ).
• Optional: Add cubes of ham to pasta.
• Optional: Add croutons to pasta
• Add small ammount of milk to saucepan. You can always add more, but you can not take it out. Soggy pasta and cheeze sucks ( Though if you do screw up and make it too

I hate to rant about something as boring as 'who gets to be president' but here goes.

Don't vote for Bush. He cuts taxes and INcreases spending. This, is a recipe for disaster.

The 'view your own comments' display now sucks. It is hard to read now whereas it was easy to read before.

Oh well...

I made this up in my car on the way to work. I have to write it down before I forget. It's to the tune ( sort of ) of Oliver Twist's 'Got to pick a pocket or two'.

In the Yuc-a-tan pen-in-su-la in Mex-i-co,
In the ground you can see there's a ver-y big hole!
It was formed sixty-five mil-yun years a-go,
And killed off all the di-no-saurs and turned the plants to coal!

Dude.

I just read an article about a baby born with a parasitic head growing out of it's head. If there was an omnipotent God that could qualify as benevolant, there would be no such human suffering as this or other more unfortunate victims of chance genetic/biological carnage.

A55M0NKEY is my handle on slashdot. Think of the monkey that Jim Carey conjures with the Power of God from the colon of the thug in the movie Bruce Almighty. Yeah, that's me.

My chili recipe is a mish-mash, stolen from various other people and added to by me.

• Chili
• Optional: Fry up green bell peppers, or poblano peppers work too. If you will be serving to wimps don't use poblano. Poblano is a wimpy pepper, but some people are, well, wimps. Cut em small and fry them until they are dead. Use lots, but cook em down good so they aren't obnoxious. Onions too, but you don't need to cook them so much so add them when your peppers are mostly done. The Cl

• Yummy sandwich recipe
• One 8 inch sub roll cut lengthwise, buttered w/garlic
• 3 slices of beef cotto salami laid out on the bread. Shaved ham is good too.
• 3 slices cheddar or grated cheddar or american cheeze on top of salami
• Optional: Thinly sliced tomato on top of that
• Oregano and garlic powder sprinked on top
• Broil till oregano is imbedded in the cheeze and the cheeze is golden brown.
• MMMM Toasty

I try to metamoderate often, though I never read the articles or make any informed judgements. I just follow a simple rule:

If the post was moderated Funny, I metamoderate the moderation as Fair, since the fact that someone thought it was worth moderating must mean it was at least funny to one person even if I don't get the joke