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Happy Birthday Microsoft, here's to the next 191,825,000,000 crashes!"7. Windows crashes an estimated 25m times a day.
Heard that the next Space Shuttle is supposed to carry several Guernsey cows? It's gonna be the herd shot 'round the world.