This reminds me a bit of Maos Great Sparrow Campaign:

The sparrows are eating our crops. Kill'em! Oh! Sparrows were eating locusts, too. Locusts are eating more crops than sparrows did. Remove locust habitat by pulling up grass! Oh! Grass was keeping sand from creating dust storms. Great. Now we have neither sparrows, locusts, grass, food nor breathable air.

Bottom line. Don't mess with an ecosystem on which you depend and don't understand.

Unix System Administrator

In this role you will need:

  * Expertise in UNIX system administration
  * Fluency in at least fifteen scripting/coding languages
  * Experience running mega-traffic web services

Requirements:

  * 5+ years experience with UNIX systems administration
  * Outstanding analytical abilities
  * One hat, black
  * Certificate of designer DNA type 12.7 (ISO 90613028-5: Genetics adjustment: HCI no lower than level 4 and Complying Personality level 8 or higher)

Randomly/naturally designed people need not apply.

First thing you know, someone will hack this thing and install vista on it.

While GOD spell backwards is DOG, BOB spelled backwards is still BOB! All praise BOB!