Actually the time I spent in there was enough to figure it out. It's starting to seem like you are one of those fascist "Once a criminal..." people or you had your identity stolen. Obviously if I was dumb enough to even consider it once then I wasn't very bright at the time. Did you actually hear the *WHOOSH* when you read my comment or was your head so far up your ass that you couldn't tell the forest from the trees?
I can't say it's a bad thing, but the only thing the general public know about prison is what they see in the movies. IMHO the worst thing about prison is the fact that it allows you to branch out in your criminal enterprises.
Actually my anus made it through unscathed, the minimum security California prison system is fairly nice. Three hot meals and satellite TV.. What can I say, I was EXTREMELY unemployable at the time and needed to eat. Better than mooching off of Mommy (Dad's dead) right?
How hard is it to pull out a fuse and start the car? I have done this more times than I can count in order to reset the computer on a car in order to pass smog. It doesn't work anymore though, now they can tell that you've wiped the memory.