Just Announced...Microsoft Improves Wheel (Score 1)

Microsoft spokesman Jeremy Allaire today announced at the MS Java Developers' conference that Microsoft has develeped a new, improved version of The Wheel. 'Ours is simply rounder and a more robust architecture.' Allaire was quoted as saying. 'of course, our MS Wheel will be licensed to interested companies and individuals for a modest fee.' The new MS Wheel will be appearing in the 2008 Hummer H6, to be released in conjunction with LongHorn, who's horn just keeps on growing.