Yep, it feels weird to say that my MacBook Pro is the best Windows machine I've ever owned... Input Remapper is a nifty little Windows Service that lets you change the mappings of the modifier keys on the keyboard, and it also interprets the function keys for volume control, brightness, etc. I installed it back before Apple included better input device support in their drivers, so it may not be completely necessary now, but it's worth checking out anyway. And yes, I know that you can use two fingers to click the trackpad, though I still prefer the Fn+Click combo.