well i guess my reply is going to be no problem either, seeing as I asked for non anecdotal examples and most of your comments are opinion instead of fact, troll.
Im using it right now, and my OPINION is that it doesn't suck.
Windows 7 takes almost double the amount of ram to run as XP. - as did vista, no one has made the claim that it doesn't. Move with the times
Windows 7 is much, much uglier than most of the compiz setups I've seen and run since sometime in 2007. - Opinion, just because you don't like it doesn't mean it sucks.
Windows 7 crashes frequently, and does not play well with many applications and hardware that run perfectly on XP. - What setup are you using? I, have experienced no problems using it with a 4 year old computer. Athlon XP with 1gb Ram. It hasn't crashed once on me.
Windows 7 takes longer to boot up than XP, Ubuntu, or most other distros. - Personally I found the bootup time to be comparable to XP
Windows 7 takes longer to install than XP or Ubuntu. - I don't know about Ubuntu, but for XP that is just a plain lie.
Windows 7 lacks many of the great FOSS apps that come standard in nearly every Linux distro. And the proprietary offerings that are suggested in many cases are inferior, slower, and not standards compliant (Firefox vs IE just being one very egregious example). - Absolutely nothing is stopping you installing firefox, or open office. That my friend, is trolling.
Windows 7 had very lackluster gaming performance. I get easily 10 fps more in both Ubuntu AND XP when I play Urban Terror. There is a marked difference in performance in 1964 and Zsnes as well. - Ive never even heard of these games, so cant make a comment
Windows 7 comes with Windows Media Player. VLC is much, much better in every way imaginable. - In which ways is it better? I have found that WMP12 plays everything I need it to. If I don't have a certain codec, I download the KLite codec pack. No problem.
XP in performance and features
It is at least one generation behind Ubuntu and XP in performance and features. - I cant comment for Ubuntu, as I haven't used it. However to suggest that it's 1 generation behind XP in performance and features is completely laughable.
You ARE trolling. You have provided several comments that contain nothing but FUD.