He lampoons startups every day and finally tries something on his own and realizes it's harder said than done, what a surprise. This guy is a dick and always has been; it's kinda nice to hear he's having trouble!

Not quite. Sweeden birthed a whole subset of metal called sweedish death metal. It all took place in and around gothenberg. More to the point, it kicks ass. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melodic_death_metal