Think of it from their point of view. If they don't boink kids then how will they become immortal? You people are selfish.

Oh, it seems my glasses stopped working and the video deleted itself! Damn bugs!

No, it really isn't

Someone needs to come up with some god damn frozen waffles that don't taste like garbage

I'm confused. If they have nothing to hide then they shouldn't worry about someone providing access to look over everything they do. They're probably worried because they're all criminals with something to conceal.