Am i the only one laughing out loud when i hear such crap on tv:
This show is presented to you by WhackDonald's extra special super spicy mondo crap ass kickin' pizza and fries!
Okay, i still can't figure out how a pizza, a car or some other stuff can present me a tv show. It does not make sense. Tv is becoming even more ridiculous every day, and we haven't got any medication ads here yet.
Oh the med ads... I've seen some in other places when i had the misfortune of watching tv. The new medicrap bladder pain reliever does not just only relieve pain, it makes the hurt go away. It makes everything wrong disappear and is good and will make you happy.
Then you see the stack of disclaimers going from things like *can make you want to pee all the time* to *can cause heavy suffering and make you go blind and deaf and then prevent you from breathing so you die and then you end up in a graveyard*
And while i'm on fire, what's wrong with people taking the bus. When i try to get out of the bus, they stop walking as soon as they're out of the bus. So you either end up bumping their asses or fall under the bus trying to avoid crashing into them. Same thing for all the wise ones stopping all of a sudden when walking on the sidewalk downtown at rush hour. Do they really expect me to be able to avoid them when they stop with no warning in the middle of the sidewalk ? Maybe they unconsciously wish to get people bumping on their asses...
Oh and let's not forget the rule of cool : you have to stand in the middle of the sidewalk when you hang out and talk with friends. The goal is to make sure you go noticed. Standing on the side of the sidewalk is no option, nobody would notice how cool you are.
Oh just discovered that i had one comment here, thanks dude for reading this thing. No one i know in real life knows the existence of this schmblog.
Oh and i'm pretty pissed about some other things but i think this post is long enough for now.
At least i have no work tommorow and some good things are planned. I mean, real good things, like fun stuff :)
Last opinion of the day : i think that a 400$ console is overpriced and i won't get one, unless it's a neogeo.
Next time i'll write a post with more positive content, even if it goes against the policy of mr_angry :P
What kind of music do you people like ?