Comment I've got FIVR (Score 1) 120

by mpdolan37 on Friday May 24, 2013 @04:16PM (#43816301) Attached to: Intel Claims Haswell Architecture Offers 50% Longer Battery Life vs. Ivy Bridge

FIVR in the mornin' FIVR in the evenin', FIVR all through the night!

Comment Re:There are more papers in the study... (Score 1) 1105

by mpdolan37 on Friday May 17, 2013 @10:52AM (#43752395) Attached to: 97% of Climate Science Papers Agree Global Warming Is Man-made

I reject your science and math and replace it with magic. There problem solved. I just need an ice crystal and your concerns will be resolved. Just don't complain when a glacier levels a major city.

Comment Cards (Score 1) 115

by mpdolan37 on Thursday May 16, 2013 @12:52PM (#43742285) Attached to: Google's House of Cards

Sound a lot like Popup windows to me... and in my humble experience users don't like popup windows. Maybe that was just because a popup usually meant something wrong.

Comment That's awesome (Score 1) 82

by mpdolan37 on Tuesday April 30, 2013 @11:57AM (#43591485) Attached to: CERN Celebrates 20 Years of an Open Web (and Rebuilds 1st Web Page)

They need to time the response time to mimic what it would over a 2800 baud modem too!

Comment Good news everyone! (Score 5, Funny) 390

by mpdolan37 on Monday April 22, 2013 @01:44PM (#43517071) Attached to: Futurama Cancelled (Again)

Wait. there will be no more 'Good news everyone!'

Comment Wernstrom! (Score 1) 124

by mpdolan37 on Friday March 25, 2011 @03:36PM (#35615568) Attached to: DNA Analysis Hints At a Fourth Domain of Life

Wernstrom!!!

Comment Re:Fear-mongering Technobabble (Score 1) 537

by mpdolan37 on Friday March 25, 2011 @03:29PM (#35615456) Attached to: Fukushima Radioactive Fallout Nears Chernobyl Levels

Man I picked a bad day to stop drinking....again.

Comment This... (Score 2) 59

by mpdolan37 on Friday March 25, 2011 @03:23PM (#35615350) Attached to: Superconductor Research Points To New Phase of Matter

does not phase me.

Comment Re:Resistance is Futile (Score 1) 371

by mpdolan37 on Wednesday August 04, 2010 @02:34PM (#33141350) Attached to: Hardware Hackers Reveal Apple's Charger Secrets

Watts the problem... just Amp it up!!!

Comment The Sales pitch was right? (Score 1) 635

by mpdolan37 on Thursday July 29, 2010 @11:17AM (#33069526) Attached to: Nuclear Energy Now More Expensive Than Solar

apparently the equipment paid for itself!

Comment Re:Self-fulfilling prophecies (Score 1) 221

by mpdolan37 on Thursday June 03, 2010 @01:37PM (#32447584) Attached to: Econophysicists Develop and Test "Bubble Index"

Which is precicely why the Flux capacitor has been destroyed!

Comment Well... (Score 1) 356

by mpdolan37 on Wednesday June 02, 2010 @10:57AM (#32431824) Attached to: Rumor of Betelgeuse's Death Greatly Exaggerated

if they're right we'll know in about 570 years... give or take a few since space isn't all a vacuum!

Comment Just when... (Score 2, Insightful) 206

by mpdolan37 on Friday April 30, 2010 @02:48PM (#32047624) Attached to: Purple Pokeberries Yield Cheap Solar Power

I declined to invest in a pokeberry startup... sometimes life just mocks those who don't take risks

Comment Re:"Life" or "organics"? (Score 1) 141

by mpdolan37 on Thursday December 17, 2009 @02:48PM (#30476782) Attached to: Did Chandrayaan Find Organic Matter On the Moon?

I wonder if the image of this organic matter looks like footprints...

Comment Re:I'm gonna miss yellowstone.. (Score 1) 451

by mpdolan37 on Tuesday December 15, 2009 @01:26PM (#30446598) Attached to: Yellowstone Supervolcano Larger Than First Thought

I for one welcome our new volcano overlord