Cool, I just read that as: 'put more kahlÃa in my coffee and I'll live forever.'

It is easier for the military to operate domestically, right? If Obama wants to take out a domestic target, this seems like the way to go...

Um, Harvard invented the twinkie?

If you really want to do this (or anyone else you don't want folks to monitor), and you don't want to get throttled just use a TOR client to proxy your traffic. For Android, use Orbot. If you use iOS (flame suit ON), well, you have bigger problems...