In other words, the iPhone needs subscription WMA support and a Zune Marketplace App.
(if you can't complain about this kind of stuff on a website billing itself as "news for nerds", where can you complain?)
Not to troll, but I think you missed the second part - "stuff that matters."
"It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underware." -- Norm, from _Cheers_