In other words, the iPhone needs subscription WMA support and a Zune Marketplace App.
(if you can't complain about this kind of stuff on a website billing itself as "news for nerds", where can you complain?)
Not to troll, but I think you missed the second part - "stuff that matters."
An egghead is one who stands firmly on both feet, in mid-air, on both sides of an issue. -- Homer Ferguson