Oh no. (Score 1)

Oh no. I disappeared into KOTOR. I did not want to return to the real world. I was a Jedi. I believed it.

If this comes out, there is no going back. I will effectively disappear from meatspace. I will live off peanut butter, chocolate milk, and Mountain Dew. I will be a Jedi again. My powers will be greater than yours. I will be strong, courageous, and, when provoked, unleash a wrath so furious that you will stare in awe.

This forsaken material world I shall leave behind. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.