realistic comparison (Score 1)

all fanatacism and anime aside, ninjas would win. here is a non biased comparison showing why: ninjas spend their life devoted to fighting skills, pirates spend their lives drinking and causing trouble, monkeys spend their lives in trees relaxing, and robots spend theif lives performing simple tasks as designated by the people who created them, as we do not yet have robots that can truly think for themselves. ninja carry a fair supply of shuriken, knives, etc, pirates carry single shot black powder pistols, monkeys carry feces, and robots carry whatever happens to be mounted on them. ninja vs pirate: a ninja would probably wait until the pirate was drunk and asleep before attacking. if, however, the pirate were awake and sober, the ninja need only throw a few shuriken. if the pirate were to pull out his gun, the ninja could dive around. if the single shot the pirate had actually hit the ninja, its not likely to be fatal, and the ninja still has his shuriken. ninja vs monkey: monkeys are simple animals. in all liklihood, they are off in trees ignoring the ninjas, pirates, and robots. if they do decide to fight, blades against swinging arms and flying feces, blades win. ninja vs robot: robots are entirely predictable and there is always a way to either circumvent or disable them. i would be happy to argue this further if anybody has something relevant to bring up, but in the mean time i leave you with the origin of this rivalry: http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=32&issue=2