Comment IN THAT CASE... (Score 1) 175
On that note...I guess I'm going to enforce the following rate card:
Mentioning my First Name:
$50 million,
Mentioing my Last Name:
$500 million,
Mentioning my Full Name:
$20 billion,
Sending an e-mail with my name:
$1 million,
Using any letter of the alphabet from my Name:
$25 million,
Saying my name under your breath:
$50 million (add an additional $500 million if an expletive is involved),
Thinking of saying my name:
$100 million,
Using my name in a conversation to a third party:
$20 million............
If this looks f******* retarded, then it looks familiar.