Publicly he'll say he wants a cheaper price for Claude for the DoWa. Privately he'll demand an exclusive no-bid server facility maintenance contract for a company indirectly owned by him and Trump.

FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION — February 9, 2026

Richardson, Texas - The Trump administration along with Amazon and Jeff Bezos hereby issues this public indictment regarding the malicious takedown of an Amazon deliver device earlier today. Evidence confirms that the incident was not a technical malfunction, but a coordinated act of Electronic Terrorism and Digital Sabotage perpetrated by an unidentified hostile actor.

While performing a safe, lawful delivery, an airborne Amazon delivery unit was targeted by a high-intensity, illegal electronic transmission. The perpetrator, posing as an apartment resident, utilized a mobile device to broadcast a malicious "Kill-Code" packet disguised as standard cellular data. This unauthorized signal overrode the drone’s sovereign flight protocols, forcing a kinetic collision with the perpetrator's residence.

Formal Allegations & Charges The FBI, in coordination with local and private security enforcement, is pursuing the maximum legal penalties for the following crimes:

• Acts of Domestic Terrorism: The intentional use of electronic interference to cause a high-velocity impact in a populated urban zone.
• Illegal Electronic Communications: The use of unshielded, non-FCC-compliant software to broadcast on restricted corporate frequencies.
• Unauthorized System Intrusion (Hacking): The forced breach of Amazon’s proprietary encrypted flight buffers to manipulate autonomous assets.
• Interference with Legitimate Business Operations: The calculated destruction of corporate property and disruption of essential logistics, causing significant economic damage.

Direct Warning to the Public "The individual observed filming the unit was not a witness; they were an operative conducting battlefield reconnaissance," stated Ditsi Noem, head of Boneland Security for the Trump organization. "The 'application' used was a weaponized hacking tool. We will not allow the infrastructure of commerce to be held hostage by digital vigilantes. We are currently utilizing facial recognition and signal-trace metadata to locate this individual for immediate detainment."

President Trump has invoked the Emergency Commercial Continuity Act, granting national FBI and HSA security teams the authority to seize any mobile devices found to be emitting suspicious signals within proximity of delivery vehicles or residences. Any individual found in possession of the specific "crash-trigger" software will be prosecuted as an accomplice to terrorism.

Or with family, which in my case is passive-aggressive-polite-but-wanting-to-kill-you-if-you-dont-acknowledge-that-trump-is-the-second-coming.

So AI is going to take over manual labor? Picking grapes, roofing, concrete, drywall, crap kitchen jobs that don't pay. What an amazing chatbot.

Vote and kick these fuqwits down the road.

Content creation over physical production. So if Amerika becomes a nation of YouTube stars then who will harvest the food, generate the energy, produce the gas? Those pesky immigrants? Good thing we didn't kick them out.

Ivermectin, especially when taken intravenously or as a suppository, cures everything. The esteemed doctor Kennedy has promised triple poop-chute packages for everyone.

I suspect that in the long term this will turn out horribly for America and fatal for many Venezuelans. Examples being Iran under the Shah and Iraq under Hussein. Someone with more knowledge of recent history can probably list other instances of leaders installed by the US in foreign countries that decimated their citizens and redirected the wealth of the country into their own pockets.

Also an eye mask. Finding one that doesn't annoy can be a challenge. I read somewhere that when our eyes are open and not detecting much light, it send a signal to the brain to generate melatonin which triggers sleep.

I've tried taking melatonin tablets and diphenhydramine (benedryl). Those work but I have a weird reaction where 4 hours later I bounce WIDE awake.

Good luck. My brain is so bad I could be POTUS.

Boy. Someone really has a trump living in his head, rent-free.


Notice I didn't say anything about burrs and butts.

Vance? "Presidency"??? That's not the Heritage Foundation plan. I think you mean when Eric abdicates and Barron assumes the throne?

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Not me, but I think this sounds like what some people might call God.

let the castigations begin.

How many advertisements to how many people would OpenAI have to sell to become profitable?

Don't forget that the Donald is not one for following the law, social norms or common sense. So ground-level testing in Portland, San Fran or Atlanta.