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Comment Looking forward to getting Trump-ettes (Score 1) 552

I'm looking forward to it. I'd like to see trump sending at least a dozen non-blockable texts per day to every cell phone in America, sold in America or owned by an American. He certainly understands the power of being able to control the media, and by "control" I mean "Hey! Look at me! Look at me! I'll have more bs for you ignorant toads later! In the meantime, here's a pic of my woo-woo!".

I can't imagine how popular he'll be after a week of this.

Comment Re:Regarding your guess... (Score 1) 254

I was wondering how long it would take the fear-mongers to drag TOTER cr@p (Totally Off-Topic Election Results) into a thread on lower GI intestinal health. Six minutes. Now I know

Because, like you fine folks I'm part of the problem, not part of the solution, here are some actual Trump quotes:

This one was said of Obama. Just for $hits & giggles, substitute "I" for "he":

"He lost the popular vote by a lot and won the election! We should have a revolution in this country!"

"The phony electoral college made a laughing stock out of our nation. The loser one! We can't let this happen. We should march on Washington and stop this travesty. Our nation is totally divided! Lets fight like hell and stop this great and disgusting injustice! The world is laughing at us. More votes equals a loss ... revolution! This election is a total sham and a travesty. We are not a democracy! Our country is now in serious and unprecedented trouble ... like never before. The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy."

"there might be someone with tomatoes in the audience. If you see them, knock the crap out of them"

"In the old days, protesters would be carried out on stretchers.

"Let's pull together. it's time to bind the wounds of division."

Everyone hear that? Let's pull together. Let by-gones be by-gones. All for one, and one for all. Yea team! We're number one! Hi mom!

Comment I got sick. Now I don't like coffee (Score 1) 162

Coffee used to be one of my 3 major food groups. About 2 months ago I got food poisoning and spent 10 days with diarrhea. After several rounds of tests and delays, I tested positive for blastocystis. The first antibiotic was a joke. I eventually ended up on Metronidazole; another antibiotic but a real kick-ass. Since I got off that (2 wks ago) the smell and taste of coffee is different and frankly, bad. I think whatever made me sick, or maybe the antibiotic, messed up my gut microbiome and altered my sense of taste and smell. Coffee is the most obvious change, but I've also developed a powerful craving for ginger ale. Effing weird.

Comment Re: What a brave new world (Score 1) 90

It doesn't beat a royal flush

The term "royal flush", especially the "royal" part makes me shiver given how recently a second Bush served as president, and during an election cycle where a third Bush was initially campaigning, and where a second Clinton could get elected. I like royalty; in Great Britain. There can be no place for sovereignty entitlement or regimes in the US.

Comment The best defense... (Score 1) 351

"Attack is the secret of defense; defense is the planning of an attack." -- Sun Tzu

“All a prevent defense does is prevent you from winning" -- John Madden

“The bomber will always get through. The only defense is in offense, which means that you have to kill more women and children more quickly that the enemy if you want to save yourselves." -- Stanley Baldwin

“The best defense is a good offense." -- Vince Lombardi, Jack Dempsey

all quotes from the web, so there's a 60/40 chance they're worng.

Comment Re:Here are some real stories (Score 2) 113

Let's get this party rolling .....

Hillary is personally responsible for the Samsung Note explosions.
The DNC created the Zika virus using genetic engineering and released it on Republican retirement central, aka Florida.
One of Bill Clinton's secret babies is the leader of ISIS.
The Republican leaders who have abandoned, ignored or rejected Trump are being paid off by Putin
Hillary's first official act as President would be to appoint Barak Obama as Ultra Supreme Over-Justice of the Supreme Court. This will be a new position which has ultimate veto or approval power over any court decision.

Sorry, out of time here. Back to regular day job at Fox...

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