They are already doing remakes. The Force Awakens is just a poorly skinned A New Hope. A wet-behind-the-ears naive kid (Luke/Finn) gets himself entangled with a brash pilot (Hans/Poe) and entrusted with vital information in a cute droid (Artoo/BB-8). They encounter a being with considerable untapped Force potential who happens to also be an amazing pilot (Luke/Rey). Yes... kudos to the writers for sticking the characters in a blender and thinking we wouldn't notice. They escape a desert planet (Tatooine/Jaaku) that happened to be the orphan's home (Luke/Rey) pursued by a black masked figure (Vader/Kylo) intent upon finding the vital information. The story culminates to see a weapon of mass destruction (Death Star/Starkiller Base) demonstrate it's power followed by the it being destroyed with a well-placed shot by a pilot (Luke/Poe) in an unlikely weakness. And let's not forget The Last Jedi, another original that just borrows a little from Empire . The Rebels found themselves entrenched on a white planet (Hoth/whatever) as the unstoppable forces (Empire/First Order) close in [albeit at different points during the movie]. Our Jedi (Luke/Rey) is split from the party for a large chuck of the movie, getting reluctant training from a quirky recluse (Yoda/Luke) on some out of the way planet (Dagobah/whatever) that sits on a Dark Force node. Meanwhile, our other protagonists visit an upscale locale (Bespin/whatever), only to find themselves betrayed by a shyster (Lando/whoever). Cue big lightsabre battle between the Jedi (Luke/Rey) and the Sith (Vader/Kylo). Oh... I'm sorry... is it not a remake if you very thinly veil the original characters, plots, etc. that you are regurgitating?

Hey, is Ajax Security Team your actual name? Because it sounds suspiciously made up. What is it really? Kevin? Ruth? Scott? Mitch? Dexter? Is it Basil Fawlty?