Dude should have used a happy fun ball disclaimer. It work with only a change of the product name. and some are accurate.
Kid 1: It hovers!
Kid 2: It's a board!
All Three Kids: It's a Hoverbard!
Announcer: Yes, it's Hoverboard! The toy sensation that's sweeping the nation! Only $199.99 at participating stores! Get one today!
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Hoverboard.
Caution: Hoverboard may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Hoverboard contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Hoverboard on concrete.
Discontinue use of Hoverboard if any of the following occurs:
tingling in extremities
loss of balance or coordination
or heart palpitations.
If Hoverboard begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Hoverboard may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Hoverboard should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Hoverboard, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Hoverboard include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Hoverboard has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Hoverboard.
Hoverboard comes with a limited lifetime warranty.
Announcer: Hoverboard! Accept no substitutes!