They noticed the event on March 17th and jumped into action and had it stopped a little after April 1st. Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So she won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally.

Get yourself a motherboard that support VT-d and passthrough your video card to your windows HVM for 3d perfermance in your VM. This link shows boards that have it: http://wiki.xensource.com/xenwiki/VTdHowTo

we will die alone.

And who decides what an emergency is?

Maybe the geeks of the US should start collecting Pringles cans and start a wireless mesh network around their cities. So when the future Chavez shuts it down we can still communicate and coordinate.