There is an old photo that exists, which I saw maybe 5 years ago when arguments about this were also going on, which has Armstrong and the team in a room at NASA doing...whatever it is that astronauts do in the weeks/months they fly.

I cant recall if it was on the internet or a documentary. I think it may have been a doco.

On a blackboard or similar in the background in the room they are all posing it the quote written. It was different from what he said.

I had a quick google but couldnt find the photo. If someone knows where it is or the name of the doco, please post the link!

Easy - care labels.

I have found them sewn on the inside of nearly all my shirts and pants, and all these years later I can still read them to learn how to take care of them.

Sample:

Warning: toxic nuclear waste. Do not iron. Do not tumble dry. Warm wash with water and soap only. Drip dry in deep bunker 1 mile underground for 10,000 years.

And best of all you get a discount if you buy care labels in batches of more than 1000.