I don't know about you guys, but I am fine with just ONE SCREEN. I don't get all the hype about this. It's just one large monitor and three small ones. Hooray. I'll admit it's cool for about a second, but once the novelty wears off, do you really care? Maybe if the software takes advantage of multiple screens (like the DS... sort of), I'll be interested, but for now, I don't think there are many uses for this... yet. Come back in 2014 and then we'll see.

Obviously, laptops have caught up to desktops in terms of power. Now it seems like a good buy to get a high end laptop instead of a desktop. Hell, I'll do that.

What have they been doing all these years? Seriously guys, you've released it at a time when most people don't even remember what BeOS even is.

But how will we take turns? Playing against the rest of the world usually doesn't end well.

I think it was a giant plane filled with beer exploded at night after crashing into leprechauns (drunk ones, of course).

I'm a teen and I call people more than I text, even though I have unlimited texts (or so I think). Am I the only one in the world who calls/talks more on the phone than texting? Then again, I'm not like those 12 year olds who type on their phones like crazed psychos.

I've lived near one of these towers for a while now and my head hasn't exploded on me... yet.

Using the Free Realms base for a Star Wars game? They HAVE gone insane.

So I guess I'll just sell my neighbor's house on Craigslist.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought DEC.com was the first domain or the first something.

I think I saw this in Popular Mechanics. I could be wrong though.

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!

For a moment I thought it was China's first moonwalk, you know, moonwalk? Get it? Oh, hell.