Seems like the FBI should use it as a 'next up' list for who to go after - if you're on the list, they should probably be arresting you.

Ugh, I HATE the headline - the crypto scam didn't wreck the bank, the FUCKING CEO did. The fact that he did it because he got conned by a crypto scam is only a little relevant - could just as easily have been him gambling at a race track.

Nintendo does perfectly serviceable graphics with great gameplay. Keeps costs under control and let's them concentrate on the important bit: gameplay.

Were enforced. I'm not hopeful that they'll enforce these either. Stupid - they had a market where they could make money being DIFFERENT than Amazon/Temu/whatever. Now they're just trying to be one more of the same.

What those 'Perpetual' licenses actually said? I have to wonder if someone read the paperwork and had their lawyers give Broadcom a call.

And they've served all of them now. I mean, how many orgs have THAT much data to begin with, and how many ever need this sort of thing a second time? I imagine it paid for itself for the few who needed it, but there's no point in maintaining and upgrading it once you've got those customers.

This. It'd be nice if the average seller would at least not put up drop-shipped merchandise with the same pictures as 100 other sellers wasn't 'hand made'.

Either the CEO is lying, or stupid if he believes going public won't affect focus.

Or will they put their thumb on the scale to sell you a new phone sooner? I like the idea of the phone giving me data on how the battery is actually doing, but now I'm going to not trust the manufactures to have not screwed with that readout.

Lots of companies expand by buying other companies in a given area of business. Sounds like these guys didn't understand how to do it properly is all.

is now a LEGEND.

Yep. If you can't tell someone they fucked up without yelling, you shouldn't be in charge of anything.

Just to be snarky: If you think 'Enterprise' means 'can be fathomed by mere mortals', then you have NOT paid any attention to that term in the industry at large. Enterprise software is almost universally a massive pain in the ass requiring specialized skills to deal with, and is frequently buggy and shitty. The thing enterprise software has is a very good sales team that knows how to schmooze the c-suite.

I understand the desire to not have to go through this shit so often, but the less often you do it, the harder it becomes. Leap seconds are bad enough now when they only show up irregularly, but if they only happen every 50 years? And it's a whole minute? That's gonna be WAY worse to deal with because everyone who was there last time has retired.
Heck, I'd advocate for going MORE frequently, and leaping milliseconds at a time here and there - it'll happen way more often, and thus the software involved will be more likely to actually work.

Inner city nothing. Try someplace where mom's a lawyer and dad's a surgeon. Those little shits get away with anybdamn thing because the districts are tired of fighting them.