So when I go to the store and buy more than a pound of butter,
the DEA is going to break down my door and arrest me for an
attempt to distribute... butter? Does that mean cow farms
are going to move to Afghanistan?

Possibly female photons? Their line was longer to get out of the star.

Is this like tupperware?

How? By pulling it over your eyes?

People also said cold fusion worked, WMD's were in Iraq, and Anna Nicole married for love.

Um, what Jane Goodall reeeaaally die of? :-)

If you ban jailbreaking, only criminals will jailbreak.

Wasn't there a Russian claim that the serial killer, Chikatilo (sp?) had different sperm DNA than his blood or saliva,
thus causing a delay in his eventual capture?

Several sky watchers have been following a
very dark asteroid for the last few months
before it disappeared behind Jupiter. It
apparently was measured to be about
1x4x9 meters in shape.

Actually I run the Linpack HPL here at the lab, once with two clusters (one 228 nodes 4cpus x 4cores each x 4 float ops per cycle, and one 1152 node cluster of the same AMD configuration) we hit 1.069 MegaWatts and I started peeling the paint off of a huge transformer in the basement. I had to do one at a time. Linpack is a power pig with double precision floating point if your cpu/thread/mpi balance is correct.

They could have had data for free watching me repair my car (physical pain, e.g. skinned knuckles and the like), or watch me golf (psychological pain). Both examples would be shoved in my face on judgment day, but I repent too damn fast!
 

My castle is secured with one old arthritic rottweiler, a moat (that used to be a functioning sprinkler system), and a rabid wife that will make slaves of all, even the innocent, whomever happen to stumble into her domain.

AI Input: all parameters for human consciousness.

Desired AI function: Human consciousness in hardware.

Actual AI function produced: WALL-E.

Just palpate your memories and check for lumps.