The only thing new and exciting here is the use of Tesla instead of other methods, if you find that new and exciting.

While web, apps, and other features may not be a necessity for everyone, texting is a pretty important part of communication. If for some reason texting would be useless for a person, this phone also lacks some basic calling features like a contacts list. Lastly, no contracts and cheap prices are good, but there are plenty of other phones and services that offer the same thing. The minimalist look is good in a lot of scenarios, but it seems like there are a few too many features taken away in this case to be worthwhile.