Some people already live that...

Chess.com is possibly the best online chess site around. However, I don't think anyone just randomly types domain names into their address bar anymore to find what they are looking for, but it does make it easier to remember the site in the future without having to google it EVERY time you want to visit. Also, it is easier to remember when telling your friend about "chess.com" as opposed to "chess.some-unrelated-domain-name.net".

That's what she said!

This guy drinks so much, even his plants are potted!

Jack Daniels is Tennessee whiskey, not bourbon, and any drunk from Kentucky will fight you over that. Old No. 7 isn't exactly premium anyway, try Gentleman Jack or something next time. Jim Beam is probably the most common bourbon, but you'll want something more like Maker's Mark if you're going premium.

I'm sure the other guy probably misses it to. Seriously, how many women do you think go online to flick the bean while talking to strangers?

Well duh, where do they think our space plane was built?

Thats no moon... it's a battle station.

Just get them drunk, then report them for public intoxication.

Meh, a matter of opinion. Looks like finger painting to me. THERE. I SAID IT.

I doubt that the stripper will like where you are sticking your phone, though. I mean, dollar bills are intrusive enough...

..roared into space to deliver into orbit what one reconnaissance official has touted as 'the largest satellite in the world.' ?

At this point, wouldn't it cease to be the largest satellite in the world?

Not long at all...

system("tail -n 100 /var/log/apache2/access_log | cut -f1 -d' ' | sort | uniq");

This may sound like a winner now, but just wait until they start outsourcing your surgeries to sweat shops in China.

Will there be any chicks there?