A couple of *real* bullet holes and some blood should make it manly enough. Will probably keep women away, too. Chuck Norris has one and it makes women feel insecure.

And how do you hibernate all those VMs?

Sure. I'm a so-called "proponent" of LaTeX, I guess because it's the easiest, quickest, and most complete way to write my documents. I'll be a "proponent" of Word when it allows me to write my articles quicker than LaTeX. I learned it quickly and I think it's a good tool. No religious war needed here.