You can't win when an ex-girlfriend starts seeing someone else. Especially if you were on the wrong side of the break-up

You run into her,.. somewhere,.. and she's with the new man. He could be

1. Like you
2. Unlike you

... and you lose in both cases

If he's like you:
For some reason, even though this new bloke is exactly the same as you, he's better than you. She just didn't like "you" you.

Whilst making lunch, I had an epiphany - There's only one kind of fly

Without really being aware of it, I'd always (subconciously) divided flies into groups. There were your flies that hung around dog shit, and there were the flies that hung around your kitchen, and there were flies that sort of just buzzed around when you were outdoors. Today, I realised that there's only one type of fly that just happens to do those many different things.

Spent the day coding instead of working - mind you, the work I have to do is coding. So, basically, I was coding instead of coding.

I, like most humans I suppose, would rather do anything except what they're being paid to do. Instead of studying for exams while I was at uni, I'd spend hours and hours doing washing, cleaning my desk, painting the lounge and shaving the cat - anything but putting my nose in a book.