Comment Don't smash it, build something stupid out of it! (Score 1) 527
Wind chimes! Coasters! Frisbees!
These things:
http://www.instructables.com/id/Twitchy_Your_E_waste_Friend/ ...if that isn't safe enough, your data is too important and you should immediately quit your job and sever all ties with society and go live in a tent with a squirrel. Trust me, you'll feel better: Squirrels are great.