How dare you criticize your lords and masters, who are so much better than you? You must accept those sacrifice for the good of yoorop. Bend over, spread open your anus and think of the glory of yoorop!
I am not criticizing my masters, I am criticizing those servants who do not have a class consciousness. Therefore, as I have class consciousness, I pay attention and take my anus very tight.
Your code should be more efficient!