Not just any kind of pinned to the ceiling: "One of the shield plugs on top of the reactor vessel impaled the third man through his groin and exited his shoulder, pinning him to the ceiling."

Like a New Zealander...

It would probably take an Armageddon.

Don't use grammar rules? "Using a semicolon isn't hard; I once saw a party gorilla do it." - The Oatmeal

Ah I was just thinking about Top Gear before. I say the BBC should buy the carrier for them. Think of the special challenge episode they could come up with that.

Not so invincible now.

How about bacon flavoured?

Because they are in Soviet Russia.

They did.

If the earth didn't suck we'd all fall off...

Apply here.

I lol'd. score++

A Greek and an Italian

A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."

The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!"

Well if the ISS was to count, then what about when it's on the far side of the planet?

but at least we'll all know about them.