Comment Re:My (Euro)0.02 on this nonsense... (Score 1) 844
Maytag Repairman vs. Juan Valdez would be HARSH.
I mean, Maytag Repairman has the quasi-superhero sounding name as well as access to a lethal combat weapon, the giant wrench.
Juan Valdez probably has tons of contacts in the Medellin cartel due to the coffee growers having stashes of coca plants to make up their lost business.
Juan Valdez wins, Columbian Necktie. Fatality.
I mean, Maytag Repairman has the quasi-superhero sounding name as well as access to a lethal combat weapon, the giant wrench.
Juan Valdez probably has tons of contacts in the Medellin cartel due to the coffee growers having stashes of coca plants to make up their lost business.
Juan Valdez wins, Columbian Necktie. Fatality.