You are wrong!

They are in space. They need not respect copyright. Few laws apply in space. Here are some that do: objects with no force on them continue at their present velocity, acceleration of a body is proportional to the force acting on that body and inversely proportional to the body's mass, and every action has an equal an opposite reaction. The DMCA does not.

That's why you persuade the boss to invest in those trendy virtualisation solutions.

You can run the keygens in an emulator like wine, or some virtual machine,

But seriously, ick.