A taste for human candy (Score 1)

What the author (and many commenters) of this post fail to address is that many sharks in this subgroup have unwittingly been transported over land mass by many, many (far too) long-lived tornadoes. They've been cut off from their normal food supply of fishies and seals, so they have to avail themselves of whatever food offers. It's also NOT their fault that the large supply of land-based humans are susceptible to answering the door for pizza delivery and candygrams, and are thus dying gorily at a much higher rate than less-socially active members of this species. The model must obviously be restructured and run again employing these major variables.