Comment This looks like a job for... (Score 1) 288
Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper Duck!!!
Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper Duck!!!
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Unfortunately the rest of the party is in the stomach of the Beholder...
Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Cake will be provided at the end of the trip.
Hurray! So instead of putting them in now, the government will get a report done, spin it so it benefits them, THEN get them installed anyway but this time with some publicity of being "good for security and for the country"! Give me a break.
In a nutshell, he said that all of the applicants either had zero relevant experience
I remember going through this when I first finished university. I couldn't get the relevant experience as no one wanted to hire me. When I tried to get the relevant experience through self taught means, it meant jack squat to the companies as it didn't have some job title / company name next to it so they didn't care. I feel bad for all the new grads these days as I think they are in the same boat.
Hence why I keep my laser pointer handy... it's the ONLY sure weapon I have against the furry beasts!
I so want this so I can turn my kitchen table into a giant touchscreen for D&D games! Would make the battles soooooooooooooo much faster!
I would toss in English Tintin as well too!
If you want business information, get your business analysts on the phone and ask them what is up. The CIO is there to keep your tech going strong with the company interests at heart, NOT to run the business with some tech input on the side. Gotta love the CEO perspective on things!
Wow, this will cause an uproar with families I would think!
Example: Buy game for 2+ children, but each child has own account as they don't want to have their saves touched / overwritten. Find out that game can only be used on child(a) account. Child(b) cries foul, wants his own saves and doesn't want to share etc. Fight breaks out as parent can't game to work on child(b) account.
Now I don't think this will be extremely COMMON to be honest, but I could certainly see some backlash from it! I don't like having other people in the house using my account to play games, as I fear that someone would accidentally mess up my saves etc. I'm sure a self entitled child will throw complete fits over it.
The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity. -- Edsger Dijkstra