Have a look at my other reply.

Hobbits should have had Midlands accents, here J R R Tolkien narrates how the accents should have been.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYS49ctxqUU

I reckon we should hack the connection and feed it into Dr Kevin Warwick's emotion chip. We could then watch him go wild as we offer him a banana. :-)) Marie