I have a UK keyboard, you insensitive clod! My @ key resides above my right shift key.

Unfortunately it depends on your definition of a pint! US Pint != UK Pint.

Be careful if you live in the UK, this could be classed as material likely to be useful to a terrorist and get you arrested.

I can remember a method that works. My sister set up her HIFI speakers on either side of her desktop PC. Needless to say after a couple of weeks she rang me up to ask why her files kept getting randomly renamed (and some deleted) and her PC was having trouble booting. I think the speakers were 100W middle of the price range, so they were fairly powerful.

Mmmmm..... Fried Chicken