According to The Waltons (which took place during the Great Depression), it took a month to get stuff from the Sears catalog.

So stop bitching! :D

In the future will they say the early 2000's were the Clay Aiken?

Dread Pirate Roberts

Republican thinking:

Conservative Issue = "State's rights!"
Liberal Issue = "Federal Oversight!"

A good example: A Conservative's dog keeps coming into your yard.
Conservative: "You can't make me build a fence on my land!"
Liberal builds a fence on their land.
Conservative: "It blocks my view! You have to tear it down!"

I think competition has little to do with it. I think it has more to do with the beef industry being given leeway so they can get into the lab grown beef business themselves.

And by "get into" I mean buying up an already established company so there's no research and development involved. Buy your competition before they're competition.

"To pervert boys (and girls, too) into being childless, fat, alphabet-crowd perverts, who will live meaningless, [empty], depressing lives."

You just described the President without ever using the word diaper. Good for you!

Because we all know...

Conservative issues are under local/state jurisdiction.
Democratic issues are under federal jurisdiction.

So, a reverse Florida.

"Fleshlight stock goes flaccid"

Hackers replace Michael Caine's voice with Dave Thomas.

NIMBY!

Will they send SPICE (Space ICE) after them?

*Moves hands to open the Eye of Agamotto*

"Order a pizza from Casey's. Sausage and Mushroom."

There's a guy on YouTube who told us about the visit he got from a Louis Vuitton rep. He's a leather smith who takes old handbags and makes them into wallets.

LV sent someone in person to try and make him cease and desist. He didn't.

The whole story is pretty interesting and to the point. High couture doesn't even want their scraps in the hands of peasants.

Especially this epic line...

"The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote." - Kosh