Generation Alphas: "That's what happens when you don't let us have our phones."

"Consider a boot print as far as man can see..."

"Yeah, buttmunch! You attacked us first!" - Err

I thought it was a magnetic radiation explosion? Causes by two Scottish terriers attracted to each other colliding next to a fuel dump.

Since Lincoln was a Republican, you're admitted it started with the Republicans?

Scientist: "I can't get the protein to have a bigger breast or pouch."

Project Manager: "It's wrap, people!"

Also, if they found you were using an extra line or a phone not authorized for that line...they'd confiscated the phone cord AND phone!

This was a plot point in an episode of Kolchak The Night Stalker. "The Knightly Murders" (Season 1, Episode 11)

It was based on an actual event which made national news.

I think all of you are ov your rockers. ;D

Nope, Michael J. Fox isn't known for road trip movies.

Pre-1990 stereo equipment in excellent looking condition is making a comeback as well. And it doesn't even have to work. People are using them as pieces of artwork. Not even plugging them in.

Perversions of Science : Season 1 Episode 3 : Boxed In

NSFW. :D : https://youtu.be/JFWQCOysu-M

As if real teachers having an affair with a student isn't bad enough.

*Holds up my cat looking sad*

"If haz not own, why button sez 'Buy'?"

"To be fair, both sides have uniformly supported measures to increase the government's control over the citizenry."

The difference is one side doesn't want political or legal oversight of those controls.

Judge: "Release these documents."
Lawyer: "Sure."
Months later...
Judge: "I said release these documents!"
Lawyer: "We are. We're just doing it slowly."
Months later...
Judge: "RELASE-THE-DOCUMENTS!"
Lawyer with headphones on playing a phone game: "Sorry your honor. My boss says I don't have to listen to you anymore. And you don't have the right to put me in jail. Nor any of them in jail. So relax and go with the flow."

One of the reasons for the decline is because everyone has a cellphone. And everyone is recording everything.

Now you could have dozens of witnesses with dozens of camera angles.