He just turned 9 and my wife and I (and our many friends and their children) all fully agree that he has Never lied in his life.
Lieing is a usefull skill. I lied for the first time when I was 5 years.
When will you teach him to lie to women?
Because we're a bunch of idiots. Next question?
OK: Why are you a bunch of idiots?
"Right now I feel that I've got my feet on the ground as far as my head is concerned." -- Baseball pitcher Bo Belinsky