mad_viking - Slashdot User

Subject	Datestamp	Score
Re-PC for in or around Seattle area.	*Thursday December 25, 2003 @06:35PM	1
attached to Proper Disposal Of Old PCs?
What a dullard.	*Tuesday June 17, 2003 @03:14PM	1
attached to Robots Without a Cause
Re:Kind of limited "examples"	*Sunday May 26, 2002 @06:34PM	1
attached to Choosing a Good Case
An alternate URL [not /.'d yet]	*Saturday April 27, 2002 @10:23PM	1
attached to Vint Cerf: 'The Internet Is For Everyone'
Smaller is Better.	*Saturday February 12, 2000 @07:48PM	1
attached to DVDead? The Future of Memory is in Fluorescence!

mad_viking (151928)

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1.) When in trouble, obfuscate. 2.) Never create a problem for which you do not have the answer. 3.) Create problems for which only you have the answer. 4.) An easily-understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehensible truth. 5.) Forgive and remember. 6.) For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. 7.) You never know who's right, but you always know who's in charge. 8.) Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter, since nobody listens. 9.) Information deteriorates upward though bureaucracies. 10.) The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.

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