What's the best protest against CueCat? (Score 1)

OK... How can we most effectively protest against CueCat? Some people say they'll throw their Cat away, others say they'll burn them. I thought of a couple more:

• Cut off their tails (cords) and mail the tail-less Cats to DC.
• Maybe mail them just a three-inch piece of the cord (cheaper to send this way).
• Make a CueCat "crush" video. Unfortunately, my wife doesn't own any spike-heeled shoes, and I can't get her to smoosh one of these with her bare toes.
• Send them letters written in CueCat "encrypted" text.
• Two words: Kitty Porn.
• Microwave their CD and mail it to them. In pieces so it'll fit in an envelope.

The last one is probably my favorite because it doesn't involve destroying my cat and it shows them I'm going to use it without their software.

C'mon, slashdotters! Can't you come up with something better?