I read Slashdot again today. Gee... so many opinions, I wonder which one I should adopt.... they're all so *cute*. I will now pray to Cowboy Neal for guidance. OOOOMMMMM.

After reviewing the scoring of my posts to date, I have come the conclusion that I am a bad poster. While this causes me much personal anguish, I feel I must be true to who I am... basically an opinionated loser. I just hope the depression doesn't lead me to take a scenic drive in the garage. I know! I'll study Cowboy Neal's life and model mine after his. Wait... not original enough... at least one other miscreant has taken that route. Damn. Foiled again. I'll just have to read the savagely witt