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An anonymous reader writes: Schrödinger's Baofeng: The Standard Model Kindle Edition
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SCHRÖDINGER’S BAOFENG: THE STANDARD MODEL
The Most Advanced, Nonexistent, and Completely Illegal Radio Ever Conceived!
AVAILABLE NOW—AND SIMULTANEOUSLY CONFISCATED BY THE FCC!
Have you ever dreamed of a radio that:
Transmits and receives on the same frequency in analog?
Exists in all bands, all modes, and all jurisdictions—until observed?
Evades all regulatory enforcement by ceasing to exist at will?
Instantly reclassifies itself as a government prototype when inspected?
Auto-generates its own FCC compliance paperwork as needed?
Ships from AliExpress, but arrives only if you stop looking for it?
WELCOME TO THE STANDARD MODEL.
This is not just an operating manual—it is a legally untraceable, quantum-fueled deep dive into the only radio that both exists and does not exist at the same time. Featuring:
Regulator Evasion Mode – If an FCC agent approaches, it instantly turns into an FRS walkie-talkie.
Ghost Repeater Mode – Signals appear and disappear based on observer bias.
Quantum Compliance – Always FCC Type-Accepted, unless you measure it.
Negative SWR – Infinite power, zero loss, and possibly infinite battery life.
Temporal Reset – If confiscated, all records of ownership will be erased retroactively.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN YOU READ THIS BOOK?
You may receive an AliExpress package containing an unidentified, suspiciously heavy object.
You may become the unwilling sovereign ruler of a new nation of rogue radio operators.
You may develop an unshakable paranoia that the FCC is, in fact, watching you.
You may be legally required to forget that this book ever existed.
THE STANDARD MODEL HAS CHOSEN YOU.
YOU ARE NOW RESPONSIBLE FOR ITS EXISTENCE.
USE IT WISELY. USE IT IRRESPONSIBLY. BUT NEVER, EVER TRY TO EXPLAIN IT TO A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL.
GET YOUR COPY TODAY—BEFORE IT DISAPPEARS FROM REALITY ENTIRELY.
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SCHRÖDINGER’S BAOFENG: THE STANDARD MODEL
The Most Advanced, Nonexistent, and Completely Illegal Radio Ever Conceived!
AVAILABLE NOW—AND SIMULTANEOUSLY CONFISCATED BY THE FCC!
Have you ever dreamed of a radio that:
Transmits and receives on the same frequency in analog?
Exists in all bands, all modes, and all jurisdictions—until observed?
Evades all regulatory enforcement by ceasing to exist at will?
Instantly reclassifies itself as a government prototype when inspected?
Auto-generates its own FCC compliance paperwork as needed?
Ships from AliExpress, but arrives only if you stop looking for it?
WELCOME TO THE STANDARD MODEL.
This is not just an operating manual—it is a legally untraceable, quantum-fueled deep dive into the only radio that both exists and does not exist at the same time. Featuring:
Regulator Evasion Mode – If an FCC agent approaches, it instantly turns into an FRS walkie-talkie.
Ghost Repeater Mode – Signals appear and disappear based on observer bias.
Quantum Compliance – Always FCC Type-Accepted, unless you measure it.
Negative SWR – Infinite power, zero loss, and possibly infinite battery life.
Temporal Reset – If confiscated, all records of ownership will be erased retroactively.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN YOU READ THIS BOOK?
You may receive an AliExpress package containing an unidentified, suspiciously heavy object.
You may become the unwilling sovereign ruler of a new nation of rogue radio operators.
You may develop an unshakable paranoia that the FCC is, in fact, watching you.
You may be legally required to forget that this book ever existed.
THE STANDARD MODEL HAS CHOSEN YOU.
YOU ARE NOW RESPONSIBLE FOR ITS EXISTENCE.
USE IT WISELY. USE IT IRRESPONSIBLY. BUT NEVER, EVER TRY TO EXPLAIN IT TO A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL.
GET YOUR COPY TODAY—BEFORE IT DISAPPEARS FROM REALITY ENTIRELY.
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