Best results so far, embed the QA tester in the dev team.

We create new ones to avoid the known disruptions of the existing.... no way to break a copper line derpie derp derp or a freakin' pneumatic tube derplosion. 2 researchers at mordor, ooh what kind of ring should I buy to protect mahself from the evilz of da cyberz. Don't worry, * is spending plenty to keep a parallel copper network with none of your cat videos on it up and running.

Motorized desk at work. Can lower it if needed, usually standing usage. Have a chair ready if you like doing phone calls that way, I'm tall enough that if I'm on the phone while standing everyone can hear me. (5ft cube walls). At home I have a hand crank adjusted standing desk that gets lowered for gaming. I get hamstring problems from some office chairs and haven't had problems after migrating to the standing desks. Get nice shoes, something for a shop or kitchen work.

His GOOG palm crystal changed color.

It's great that those students are getting on the job training in real world skills.

If I was the yavn and wanted to host a honeypot what would it look like?

Why don't we let the students figure it out?

the sign of a bad joke is having to have it explained.

So this is the consolation prize?

Amen!

...taste like chicken.

Noobs, if they had any skills they would get them to pay 10% to help out in the interest of the Company... oops I mean Church. (Sorry just read Foundation again last week)

If they prove gravitons exist I want a bowl of them, with a side of graviolis...

Exactly, I paid my own way through college and often went to office hours to express the my concern with the return on investment I was getting. If that didn't work it was like any other value proposition, just go talk to that persons boss or supervisor until you find someone who understands the impact of a vocal customer with access to other customers and the ability to communicate potential solutions/resolutions.