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Journal m0smithslash's Journal: Its official, the world now has at least one lawyer too many 1

From Lawyer to Sue Jews for Biblical 'Plunder':

CAIRO (Reuters) - An Egyptian lawyer said Wednesday he was planning to sue the world's Jews for "plundering" gold during the Exodus from Pharaonic Egypt thousands of years ago, based on information in the Bible.

Now there is a great precedent. The Aztecs could sue both the Spanish and the Catholics for plunder. Of course, lets not forget all Europe could sue Mongolia for the plunder of the Huns. The Jews could sue Assyria (Turkey?), Babylon(Iraq) and Egypt(Egypt) for biblically recorded plundering. Of course Iraq and Egypt could turn around and sue Greece and Rome, and Persia. The list of possible ancient law suits is mind boggling.

It seems that all the possible current lawsuits have lawyers attached and some are seeking work elsewhere. Its officials folks, we now have too many lawyers.

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