Nobody has unsupervised access. No private offices. Survalliance cameras over the desk. Multiple Adminstrators per work area. Use of biometrics to authenticate; based on qorums, 3 of 13 administrators present if better than 1.

I would continue to drink, drug, use porn, eat, and smoke shit BECAUSE I had the surgery. Roots of addiction are not in the body; they're in the mind.

Write a message to a queue on "lock," clearing the message would be an "unlock." Zend_Queue has a good implementation for reference. Locks "timeout" when the message expires.

like chocolate & peanut butter

rm -rfP ./pr0n

Here's another thing not to do: Redhat, Emulex, and EMC with Oracle RAC. Try to import a LUN greater than 255; don't work --- HPUX, AIX, & MS Windows can see LUNs greater than 255 but Linux can't. When there's a problem "in the kernel," what happens is a bunch of finger pointing. In this case Redhat pointing at Emulex pointing at the IT department pointing at EMC point at the SAN group and The Management pointing at The Door.