Comment Re:Wait A Second.. (Score 1) 443
I sleep with my PS2 every night. I have actually been plotting to form a secret cult of sony, which they have been instructing me to create for them through the strange frequenceys projected into my cornia whenever I play vice city on my rear projection TV. Didn't you ever wonder why all game instruction booklettes not only advise, but threaten almost against playing any console on a rear projection TV?
Playstation is my crack, and the good folks at Sony are my crack dealers.