MiFi FTW. Hook your tablet up to it, or any other wifi device you've got. In the long run it's way more useful and cheaper

...but about who you know. Referrals from friends are the best way to get your foot in the door for entry-level positions, then experience will get you in the door for future jobs.

Don't they remember the effect D.A.R.E. had? It actually increased drug use...

Basically, they'll be telling kids how to get all the stuff they want for free.

There is a particularly entertaining game mentioned in the video called "Turbo Hearts", which rules.

I found this good explanation of how to play:
http://ericanderson.us/2009/09/04/how-to-play-turbo-hearts/

Even though the town sucks, spell it right :P

"Oldest Weapons-grade Plutonium Found In Dump"

Man, that's one powerful deuce...